Monk, Season 5

[Monk walks into the garage carrying a container of smoke alarms]

Monk:
Hey, hey, Karl with a "K."

Karl:
Hey, Mr. Monk.

Captain Stockton:
Oh, hell, he's back.

Monk:
Hey Chucky, you missed a spot. [comes up to the table] Captain, can you believe it's been a year already?

Captain Stockton:
You know, Mr. Monk, I told you you can test those smoke alarms at home by yourself.

Monk:
Yes, I know but, I'd rather you guys did it. You're the experts, right? [The station's call alarm goes off. Everyone stops what they are doing and immediately runs for the ladder equipment. Someone hands Stockton a slip of paper]

Captain Stockton:
House fire, three alarm. Mr. Monk, I'm afraid you're going to have to wait.

Monk:
Captain, I was here first.

Captain Stockton:
Sir, there is a house burning down five blocks away! Don't you think that should take a priority right now?

Monk:
Uhhhh...

Captain Stockton:
Don't you?

Monk:
I don't know.

First Fireman:
Let's go! [The engine starts to drive away]

Monk:
OK, but I haven't got all day!