Monk, Season 5

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[walking through the parking lot] Look at this mess! Oh for God's sakes, it's gonna take me all day to find him here! I'm gonna miss a whole day's work! An entire day! Gonna wring his little neck!

Natalie:
Captain, he's just a kid! Don't you just want to stay out here for a minute and calm down before you go inside?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
No!

Monk:
Whoa, whoa, hold on! What kind of rock show is this?

Natalie:
It's the biggest festival of the year!

Monk:
Festival?

Natalie:
[laughs] Wait-wait-wait, Mr. Monk! You thought they were real rocks? Like a geology exhibit, like a museum?

Monk:
Maybe. Perfectly understandable mistake.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
No, not really.

Monk:
Okay, well, no harm done. So, I guess I'll need a ride home.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Monk, I'm not going home without my kid.

Monk:
All right, look, I, I, I can't… [A passerby bumps into Monk]

Passerby:
Move it!

Monk:
I can't do it! I, I can't go in there!

Natalie:
Mr. Monk, come on! The Captain needs you!

Monk:
But there's-- 10,000 of them, and not even one of me!

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Okay, look, I understand, Monk. Why don't you just go wait by the car?

Monk:
Yeah, I'll go wait by the car.

Natalie:
Okay, it's gonna be a while!

Monk:
Yeah, I'll be okay. Don't worry about me. Take your time. But, but hurry back. But take your time. Hurry back. [trails off; leaving Natalie and Stottlemeyer confused]