Monk, Season 5

[Noticing Randy in the crowd, Stottlemeyer calls him from a few feet away]

Lt. Disher:
[feigning illness] Hello?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Hey, Randy. How ya doing, buddy? I-I was worried about you.

Lt. Disher:
Captain?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Yep?

Lt. Disher:
[fake coughs] What time is it? [Long pause]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Oh, I'm sorry! Did I wake you up? [pause] Hey, what's that music I hear?

Lt. Disher:
Oh, [fake coughs] it's my stereo. It's broken! I can't turn it down!

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
It's LOUD!

Lt. Disher:
Listen, Captain, thanks for calling!

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Sure.

Lt. Disher:
I'm gonna get up now; make myself some soup.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Soup? Yeah soup is good; fluids are good. Drink plenty of fluids.

Lt. Disher:
Fluids. Okay, thanks for calling, Captain.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Take care. [Randy hangs up, turns to a woman next to him and says]

Lt. Disher:
My boss! [Stottlemeyer puts his hand on Randy's shoulder, and Randy spins around] Whoa. Captain.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Lieutenant.

Lt. Disher:
Did you, uh, did you call in sick, too?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
No, Randy. I'm looking for Jared.

Lt. Disher:
Well, here's what happened with me: I was on my way to a doctor, and uh... I got nothing. Let's go find Jared. [takes one last sip of his beer before putting it down and walking away with Stottlemeyer]