Monk, Season 5

[Jared has caught the incriminating ball on top of the scaffolding for one of the speakers]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Good job, son. Give me the ball.

[Kedder climbs the adjoining ladder]

Kris Kedder:
No, don't. Don't you do it! He's a cop. What's your name?

Jared Stottlemeyer:
Jared.

Kris Kedder:
Jared.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Jared, this is very important! Give me the ball!

Kris Kedder:
Hey, man, you do everything the cops tell you? You know, I don't. I like your shirt.

Jared Stottlemeyer:
Thanks, man.

Kris Kedder:
You play?

Jared Stottlemeyer:
Yeah!

Kris Kedder:
Me and you, we should jam sometime.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Jared! Listen to me! If he deflates that ball, we don't have a case!

Kris Kedder:
Dude, he's trying to set me up because of what I am, what I represent.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
That's nonsense, Jared! [becoming desperate] You might not like me, but you know me!

Kris Kedder:
Hey. You don't trust cops, do ya?

[long pause]

Jared Stottlemeyer:
I trust this one. [throws it to Leland]

Kris Kedder:
Don't, don't, don't do it! [Randy handcuffs him]

Lt. Disher:
Let's go.

Kris Kedder:
Punk!