Monk, Season 5

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
"Wife claims missing billionaire husband still alive. Probate hearing is set for tomorrow. Former homicide detective Adrian Monk is set to testify." What the hell is Hansen's Disease?

Monk:
Leprosy. He's a leper.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Oh my God!

Lt. Disher:
I thought they lived in colonies, you know, like in Ben Hur.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
And, uh, you met this guy face to face?

Natalie:
Yep. He's a client, and he called us. He needed our help. Mr. Monk put aside all his fear and prejudice, and offered to do what he could, and I am very, very proud of him.

Monk:
I shook his hand. I can still feel it!

Natalie:
He's not at all contagious. We talked to a specialist. Randy, I think you might know him. Dr. Polanski?

Lt. Disher:
No.

Natalie Teeger:
Aaron Polanski?

Lt. Randy Disher:
No, can't say that I do.

Natalie:
Really? Because we thought we saw your picture hanging up in his office.

Lt. Disher:
Right. It was a case. I was undercover, posing as a kid, a teenager with bad acne. Captain, you remember that case?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
You're on your own, Randy.

Monk:
It's still tingling.

Natalie:
Well, I'll tell him you said hi. We're going out tomorrow night.