Monk, Season 5

[Monk realizes he was conned about a supposed leper]

Monk:
Julie, I was duped.

Julie Teeger:
A leper-con.

Monk:
What?

Julie Teeger:
[giggles] Was he magically delicious?

[Natalie bursts in, having come back from her date with Dr. Polanski]

Natalie:
Okay, thanks, I'll talk to you later! Bye! [She immediately runs to the sink and turns on the faucet, drinking directly from the flexible tap] Hotter! I need it hotter!

Julie Teeger:
Mom, are you okay?

Natalie:
I'm fine! [gargles]

Julie Teeger:
How was your date?

Natalie:
It was great! Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart, I need you to do me something: I need you to go upstairs and fill the bathtub with Listerine! Go-go-go-go-go! [soon, Monk and Natalie are speaking simultaneously]

Monk:
Natalie, listen to this!

Natalie:
I've gotta tell you something!

Monk:
We've been duped! Are you ready for this?

Natalie:
I've been duped! Okay, you're not gonna believe this!

Monk:
He's not a leper!

Natalie:
...He's a leper! Oh God! [struggles to get a bottle of soap open]