Monk, Season 5

[Monk and Natalie enter the studio]

Natalie:
Hi.

J.J.:
Oh, hello.

Max Hudson:
Hello, there. Yeah. Who is this?

Monk:
This is Natalie. She's my assistant.

Max Hudson:
Ooh, Natalie.

Little Willie:
I think I need a little assistance.

Max Hudson:
Me like...

Little Willie:
I think I need some assistance!

Max Hudson:
Give a little twirl, Natalie.

Natalie:
No, thank you.

Max Hudson:
[as a small sound effect plays on J.J.'s computer] "No, thank you." Okay, she's feisty! She's brassy, she's sassy, she's got gusto!

Little Willie:
Sassy, brassy, but she won't show her…

Max Hudson:
I like it! Doing the neck crank. You can't see it, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, I talked to this guy last night. He wants to talk to me about what happened to Jeanette.

Natalie:
Why don't we talk about that after the show?

Max Hudson:
You don't get it, sugarbumps: here is the show. My life is the show. Detective, why don't you have a seat, please? Somebody give him some headphones, please.