Monk, Season 5

J.J.:
Adrian, I thought you'd like to know that the last guy who wore those headphones had head lice.

[Monk immediately throws off his headset and runs out of the studio]

Monk:
Wipe! Wipe! Wipe! Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe!

Radio men:
Wipe! Wipe! Wipe! Wipe! Wipe! Wipe! Wipe!

[Monk grabs Natalie's purse as he leaves]

Natalie:
You should be ashamed of yourselves!

Max Hudson:
I agree, I should be. But I'm not! [She walks out of the booth]

J.J.:
Oh! And there, we've got the view. [Natalie turns around to cast a disgusted look at them before closing the door]

Max Hudson:
There she goes. She gave us a twirl.