Monk, Season 5

Monk:
I think he's the guy!

Natalie:
I do too, at least I hope he is.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Max Hudson, the jerk on the radio?

Monk:
According to her sister, his wife had recently started taking sleeping pills, 30 milligrams.

Natalie:
Which is the maximum dosage.

Monk:
And it was Max's suggestion.

Natalie:
He called the doctor personally to get the prescription!

Monk:
Here's what happened: Max is out of town, it's a perfect alibi. He knows his wife will be taking those pills, so she's out cold- [In the background, Randy is trying to contain his laughter]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[glares at Randy] Is something funny?

Lt. Disher:
S-sorry.

Monk:
He knows his wife won't be waking up, so he has one of his guys-

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Randy? Do you wanna share it with the rest of the class?

Lt. Randall Disher:
Sorry. I heard you on the show. You really got zung!

Natalie:
[offended] Oh my God, you listen to that creep?!

Lt. Disher:
I think he's great…ting. It's grating.... [starts to stammer] Degrading. Degrading to women. I keep listening, hoping he'll grow up, but he never does.