Monk, Season 7

[Monk and Natalie have been shackled by their legs to the claw-footed bathtub, and are trying to undo the restraints]

Natalie:
You're not gonna believe this. He's still not the worst contractor I've ever seen.

Monk:
Can you reach that hammer? [points to a spare hammer on Jake's toolbelt]

Natalie:
I'll try. [She barely manages to stretch as far as she can to grab the hammer, which she hands to Monk]

Monk:
Pull. [Still weighed down by the tub, Monk and Natalie crawl down the hall, dragging the tub with them. Monk takes the hammer, and pounds in a protruding nail, accidentally making a very small hole in the wall]

Natalie:
Now what?

Monk:
Nothing. That nail was driving me crazy.

[They stop to catch their breath]

Natalie:
Oh God!

Monk:
What?

Natalie:
[points] He still hasn't fixed that light!

[Monk looks up at the off-centered lamp, then at the inside of the small hole he made while pounding the nail in, and he notices that the framework isn't real]

Monk:
Oh my God. [he backs away] Oh my God!

[Jake pops his head out from the other side of the wall he is cutting down]

"Honest" Jake Phillips:
"Oh my God" what? Whaddaya see, hmm? [Monk and Natalie stammer] What do you see? [He walks around the destroyed wall to reach them] What do you see, huh?! [He kicks part of the wall down and finds that the framework is not wooden lattice work] Something there? [he realizes what it is] It's a false wall! There's a reason that light wasn't centered: because this is a false wall! [to Ramone] Come on, move the furniture. Move the furniture! [They move a table]

"Honest" Ramone:
Jake?

"Honest" Jake Phillips:
It's in here! Take it down! [He and Ramone start tearing down the wall with their pickaxes, and uncover sheets of 1960s cash from the depository robbery. They both laugh in triumph]

"Honest" Ramone:
Jake! Jake! Whaddaya wanna do with your share of the money?

"Honest" Jake Phillips:
Same thing I'm gonna do with your share: spend it! [He shoots and kills Ramone]

Monk:
This way.

[As Jake reveals numerous bundles of money behind the fake wall, Monk and Natalie kick it, causing it to fall on top of him and knocking him out]

Natalie:
Is he dead? [to Jake] Are you dead?!

Monk:
No, he's not dead! He's still breathing. He's gonna wake up any second now.

Natalie:
HELP! SOMEBODY HELP US!!

Monk:
[Remembering what Joseph's niece said about the soundproof walls] Forget it, it's no use! Nobody's gonna hear you!