Monk, Season 7

[Natalie is emitting smoke signals to summon the police]

Natalie:
Come on!

[Jake staggers across the foyer and points his gun at Monk and Natalie, who recoil]

"Honest" Jake Phillips:
If you like my work, tell your friends. All about where to mouth my business. And on second thought, I'm gonna retire. [He raises his gun and suddenly Stottlemeyer and Disher burst in]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Drop the gun! On the ground! Let me see your hands!

"Honest" Jake Phillips:
[being led out] Good luck.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Holy moly, what happened here?

Monk:
I should never have bought this house. I should've waited for something better to come along. Like death.