Monk, Season 7

Natalie:
[accidentally trips over some cables] Excuse me! Do these cables have to be right here?!

Billy Logan:
Yes they do, because they carry your voice from this microphone to that soundboard.

Natalie:
Well can't you move them somewhere else?! They almost broke my neck!

Billy Logan:
Almost doesn't count.

Natalie:
Fine. I'll do it. [She starts to move the cables. Billy comes over]

Billy Logan:
What are you doing? Are you mental?! Put it down! Put it down.

Natalie:
I'm taking care of it!

Billy Logan:
Let go! [Stan Lawrence comes over]

Stan Lawrence:
Billy, what the hell is the matter here?

Natalie:
Stan, I can't work with this guy!

Billy Logan:
What, YOU can't work with me?! Who do you think you are, lady?! I've been here for eight years, and you're just another untalented face!

Stan Lawrence:
Billy! Calm down!

Natalie:
Untalented, huh? The ratings keep going up every night! How do you explain that?!

Billy Logan:
The ratings go up when the jackpot goes up! It has nothing to do with you, you moron!

Stan Lawrence:
Billy! I've warned you before about your attitude. That's it. You're out of here! You're fired! Somebody call security! [Natalie turns around]

Natalie:
No-no-no, don't fire him!

Billy Logan:
See, look, I'm moving the cable! [Two security guards seize him] Stan, please! Don't do this!

Stan Lawrence:
It's too late, Billy!

Billy Logan:
I'm sorry! I'm apologizing!

Stan Lawrence:
Mr. Logan has been terminated. I don't want him back in the building! You make sure to get his security pass and keys. Get him out of here!