Monk, Season 7

[Monk and Natalie are trapped in the ballast tank while Commander Whitaker attempts to drown them with a series of continuous dives]

Monk:
Oh, God! Ocean in my shoes! I've got ocean in my shoes. The Pacific Ocean! Dr. Bell!

Natalie:
Mr. Monk, it's not going to do us any good if we both panic!

Monk:
You're right, let's take it in turns. I'll go first... Oh, God! Natalie!

Natalie:
What?!

Monk:
I've got ocean... in my pants! [The camera pans down to show that the water has gotten to just above Monk's ankles]