Monk, Season 7

[Monk and Natalie arrive at John Kuramoto's house while searching for Dean Berry's bicycle]

Monk:
Am I going to need a tetanus shot after this?

Natalie:
Probably not. [As they reach the porch, Natalie sees a set of bolt cutters] Mr. Monk, look, the bolt cutters!

Monk:
Oh yeah, those are nice.

Natalie:
I don't see the bike. Maybe he's out riding it. [Monk peeks through the window blinds]

Monk:
No, he's right in there! Playing video games, eating junk food. What are we doing here?

Natalie:
The right thing. [Monk sighs and pounds his elbow against the door]

Monk:
Hello, Johnny! Open up, it's... it's Encyclopedia Brown! Sally and I want our blue bike back! [sheepishly] And the name of your decorator. [sighs] You're not in trouble! Nobody's gonna press charges! We just want the bike!

Natalie:
[whispers to Monk] Try again!

[Kuramoto fires at them through the other side of the door. Monk and Natalie try to run, but one of the bullets hits Monk in the left leg, just below the knee]