Monk, Season 8

[At the hotel the morning after Monk and Natalie see the UFO]

Oxygen Women:
Hi, is this the lobby?

Natalie:
It's right over there.

Oxygen Women:
What's going on here, is there a loser convention in town?

Natalie:
Oh, somebody saw a flying saucer.

Oxygen Women:
A flying saucer?

Monk:
I know.

Oxygen Women:
The image I saw was a clearly Class IV Intergalactic Doomfreighter. Flying saucer? They're coming for the oxygen. [pulls an oxygen mask out of her trunk and puts it on] Have the negotiations started yet?

Natalie:
Oh, we haven't heard! [to Monk] I'm going to call the repair shop to see if the car is ready.

Monk:
Yeah, dial fast, dial like the wind!