Monk, Season 8

Natalie:
You're going to do great. You've seen his curveball.

Monk:
I don't even know what that means. I can't believe I'm doing this again.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
I'm proud of you, man. You're getting back on the horse.

Lt. Disher:
Yeah, Monk, okay, a couple of suggestions. Just a thought, maybe work on not crying--I mean, not quite so much in front of the jury.

Monk:
Okay, that's a good note.

Natalie:
Yeah, also, you can think "mayday" all you want, but it's probably a mistake to yell the word "mayday" from the witness stand.

Monk:
Did I do that?

Natalie:
Just a couple times.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
More than a couple of times.

Monk:
I'd better write these down.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
There are no timeouts.

Natalie:
Right.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
No do-overs.

Natalie:
No heavy, heavy, sweating.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
No, no, no, no.