Monk, Season 8

[Monk is holding Leland's bachelor party at his apartment]

Monk:
Okay, does everybody have pizza?

First Cop:
Uh, there's nothing on it. [The pizzas have been ordered "extra plain," with absolutely no cheese or sauce on them!]

Monk:
I know! I ordered plain.

First Cop:
Not even cheese?

Monk:
I ordered extra plain. No fuss, no muss. And use your coasters. [puts an apple juice container on top of a coaster] All right, the large coasters go under the small coasters. And there's trash bags in the kitchen. Everyone gets one, I put your names at the top.

[In the hallway, another cop heads to the bathroom. He opens the bathroom door, only to discover that the bathroom space has been taken up by a port-a-potty]

Second Cop:
Monk, there's a bathroom in the bathroom!

Monk:
Where do you want me to put it, Mike? In the kitchen?