Monk, Season 8

[As Stephanie Briggs is forcing Monk and Stottlemeyer into her car at gunpoint, T.K. comes running up to Stottlemeyer]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Just go home. We have nothing more to say, just go home.

Monk:
He doesn't wanna talk to you any more. He hates your... guts.

Trudy "T.K." Jensen:
All I wanted to say is, I love you. I'm not leaving you again. [Stephanie produces the gun and points it at T.K.]

Stephanie Briggs:
In that case, you're coming with us. Get in the car, T.K! [T.K. gasps, shocked at what Stephanie has turned out to be]

Monk:
Not in the front, though, 'cause I'm-

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[to T.K.] Don't worry. It's not loaded.

Stephanie Briggs:
Oh, it's not, huh? [She fires a live round into the air, but fails to see the slide lock back]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
It's empty now. [produces the gun's magazine] Here's your clip. You had one in the chamber. You're under arrest; turn around. [He shoves her into the side of her car]

Stephanie Briggs:
Ow! That hurt!

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Good. [He handcuffs her, and hands her off to Monk, who leads her away. Stottlemeyer turns to T.K.] Are you gonna marry me or not?

Trudy "T.K." Jensen:
Absolutely.