Monty Python's Flying Circus, Series 1

Ken:
I'll tell you what's wrong with you: your head's addled with novels and poems! You come home reeking of Chateau La Tour! And look what you've done to mother! She's worn out from meeting film stars, attending premieres, and giving gala luncheons!

Dad:
THERE'S NAUGHT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHES, LAD! I've had more gala luncheons than you've had hot dinners! [grabs arm and screams]

Mum:
Oh no!

Ken:
What is it?

Mum:
Oh, it's his writer's cramp!

Ken:
You never told me about this...

Mum:
No, we didn't like to, Kenny.

Dad:
I'm all right! I'm all right, woman. Just get him out of here.

Mum:
Oh Ken! You'd better go ...

Ken:
All right. I'm going.

Dad:
After all we've done for him...

Ken:
One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

Dad:
Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!