Monty Python's Flying Circus, Series 1

Superintendant Praline:
Now, this item, "Crunchy Frog". Am I to understand there's a real frog in here?

Whizzo Chocolate Company owner:
Yes, a little one.

Superintendant Praline:
What sort of frog?

Whizzo Chocolate Company owner:
A dead frog.

Superintendant Praline:
Is it cooked?

Whizzo Chocolate Company owner:
No.

Superintendant Praline:
What, a raw frog?!

Whizzo Chocolate Company owner:
We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

Superintendant Praline:
That's as may be - it's still a frog! Do you even take the bones out?

Whizzo Chocolate Company owner:
If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?