Monty Python's Flying Circus, Series 1

Arthur Name:
[at the door, greeting Victor] Hello! Remember me? In the pub; the tall thin one, with the moustache, about three years ago?

Victor:
Well, uh-

Arthur Name:
Ay, it's dark in here. [turns on the lights] That's better; you told me we must have a drink together sometime, so I decided to take you up on it, as the phone society meeting was cancelled. [turns towards Iris] 'Ello! I'm Arthur, Arthur Name. Name by name, but not by nature. I alsways say that, don't I Vicky boy? Is she your wife?

Victor:
Not really, but-

Arthur Name:
Oh, I get the picture. Don't mind me; I know all about one-night stands.

Victor:
[insulted] I beg your pardon?!