Monty Python's Flying Circus, Series 1

Mr. Equatol:
[introducing himself to Victor] Good evening. My name is Equatol--Brian Equatol, like the round middle of the Earth, only with an L.

Audrey:
[laughs hysterically]

Mr. Equatol:
And this is my wife, Audrey. She smells a bit, but she has a heart of gold.

Victor:
There must be some kind of misunderstanding, because this isn't-

Mr. Equatol:
[of Iris] Who's she? Who's the bird?

Victor:
I-

Mr. Equatol:
You've got a nice pair there, haven't you, love? C'mon, give us a kiss. [fondles Iris by the breasts and kisses her, causing her to spazz out] Shut up, you silly bitch. It's only a bit of fun.