Monty Python's Flying Circus, Series 1

Interviewer:
Mr. Vercotti, what is your chief task as Ron's manager?

Luigi Vercotti:
Well my main task is, er, to fix a sponsor for the big jump.

Interviewer:
And who is the sponsor?

Luigi Vercotti:
The Chippenham Brick Company. Ah, they, er, pay all the bills, er, in return for which Ron will be carrying half a hundredweight of their bricks. [Ron is having his passport checked by a customs officer]

Interviewer:
I see. Well, er, it looks as if Ron is ready now. He's got the bricks. He's had his passport checked and he's all set to go. And he's off on the first ever cross-Channel jump. [Ron runs down the beach and jumps. He lands about four feet into the water] Will Ron be trying the cross Channel jump again soon?

Luigi Vercotti:
No. No. I'm taking him off the jumps, Er, because I've got something lined up for Ron next week that I think is very much more up his street.

Interviewer:
And what is that?

Luigi Vercotti:
Uh, Ron is going to eat Chichester Cathedral.

[Cuts to Ron approaching Chichester Cathedral, brushing his teeth]

Interviewer:
Well, there he goes, Ron Obvious of Neepsend, in an attempt which could make him the first man ever to eat an entire Anglican Cathedral. [Ron finishes brushing his teeth, puts on a bib, and flexes his jaws before biting into the corner of a buttress and breaking his jaw]