Monty Python's Flying Circus, Series 1

[The interviewer and Vercotti are walking alongside a railroad track]

Interviewer:
Mr. Vercotti, what do you say to people who accuse you of exploiting Ron for your own purposes?

Luigi Vercotti:
Well, it's totally untrue, David. Ever since I left Sicily I've been trying to do the best for Ron. I know what Ron wants to do, I believe in him and l'm just trying to create the opportunities for Ron to do the kind of things he wants to do.

Interviewer:
And what's he going to do today?

Luigi Vercotti:
He's going to split a railway carriage with his nose.

[A scream is heard off screen]

[The interviewer is seen standing with Vercotti beneath a ramp with a banner that says "Running to Mercury"]

Luigi Vercotti:
The only difficult bit for Ron is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere, but once he's in orbit he'll be able to run straight to Mercury. [Wrapped from head to toe in bandages from his previous exploits, Ron hobbles onto the ramp, and as he goes off the edge of the ramp, the scene freeze-frames in mid-jump and another scream is heard.]