Monty Python's Flying Circus, Series 2

Mrs Bun:
Have you got anything without Spam?

Waitress:
Well, Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it.

Mrs Bun:
I don't want any Spam!

Mr Bun:
Why can't she have egg, bacon, Spam, and sausage?

Mrs Bun:
That's got Spam in it!

Mr Bun:
Not as much as Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam,

Mrs. Bun:
Look, could I have egg, bacon, Spam and sausage, without the Spam?

Waitress:
Bleurgh!

Mrs. Bun:
What do you mean "Ugh?" I don't like Spam!

Vikings:
[singing] Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam... Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!