Monty Python's Flying Circus, Series 3

Mrs O:
[reading her horoscope] You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid subtropical zones, and you wear spectacles.

Mrs Trepidatious:
It's very good about the spectacles.

Mrs O:
It's amazing!