Moral Orel, Season 1

Orel:
Gee dad, I was just trying to stop those dead people from spitting phelgm onto God's face

Clay:
That much I understand, son. But there are other ways of preserving God's gift of life

Orel:
How?

Clay:
Well, for one... [Picks up the Necronomicon from the shelf] where in this book does it say the dead have to be naked?

Orel:
Well, it doesn't really, but some of their clothes were stinky and messy with blood.

Clay:
Their clothes didn't smell, Orel, their bodies smell. Their disgusting, exposed bodies.

Orel:
Oh. I guess I was too caught up in bringing them back to life to notice

Clay:
That's no excuse. Nudity is a horrible thing, and should only be committed as a last resort. Remember the lost 11th Commandment: Thou shalt be ashamed of thy natural anatomy.