Moral Orel, Season 2

Clay:
(as Orel undoes his pants for a "lesson") Forget it, save it.

Orel:
But...aren't you going to teach me a lesson?

Clay:
No, I'm not.

Orel:
So, what does this mean, you're giving up on me, Dad?

Clay:
Orel, a father never gives up on his son, because then he's not really a father; and if I'm not a father, all I really am is a husband, and that's practically worthless.

Orel:
Uh-huh.

Clay:
Also, you did follow my advice, kiddo, so punishing you would be an admission of wrongness on my part, and believe you me, that ain't gonna happen.

Orel:
So why did we even come in here?

Clay:
Well, we had to cast what's called a smoke-screen.

Orel:
A smoke-screen?

Clay:
Yes, it's a valuable tool I use in order to give your mother the illusion that I'm actually doing my job as your father.

Orel:
Neat! You're the best, Dad. I love you.

Clay:
Sure do. Well, we got about one more minute in here.

(Orel and Clay just stand and sit there for just over a minute while the credits roll)