Moral Orel, Season 3

(On the radio, during the ending credits)

Rev. Putty:
Amen...OK, I'm outta here.

Man:
No. Whoa, whoa, wait, wait.

Rev. Putty:
What? I said "Amen". Don't you listen?

Man:
You have a half a minute to fill here.

Rev. Putty:
Look, I already said "Amen". That means "the end" in Bible jabber.

Man:
You're scheduled to the top of the hour.

Rev. Putty:
Boo-hoo. When I'm done, I'm done.

Man:
It was too short.

Rev. Putty:
You're too short.

Man:
Hey, come on.

Rev. Putty:
What's the matter--kidney problems? How's the weather down there?

Man:
Same as--

Rev. Putty:
Hey, don't you midgets (In a squeaky voice) usually sound like you inhaled helium?

Man:
All right, look. I don't have--

Rev. Putty:
Oh, sorry. You shrimps prefer "little people", don't you?

Man:
Is this because you're bald? Is that it?

Rev. Putty:
(angrily) I have hair on the sides!

Man:
OK. Time's up. Thanks for filling.

Rev. Putty:
I'm gonna kill you!