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Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 1

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

[Ro-Man shows signs of weakness before his boss, the Great Guidance.]

Great Guidance:
To think for yourself is to be like the hu-man!

Servo [as Ro-Man]:
Me-man?

Ro-Man:
Yes. [distressed] To be like the hu-man! To laugh… feel… want… Why are these things not in The Plan?!

Great Guidance:
You are an extension of the Ro-Men, and a Ro-Man you will remain. Now I set you into motion. One - destroy the girl. Two - destroy the family. Fail, and I will destroy you.

Joel [as Ro-Man]:
Uh, what's number three? Do I get a choice?

Servo [as Great Guidance]:
Do not violate ape law!

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