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Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 1

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

[A giant scorpion derails the train, cars piling on top of each other.]

Crow [as Tour Guide]:
Now, if you'll look out the left side of your train, you'll see the right side of the train…

Servo [as Scorpion]:
Mmm-mmm! Canned people. Mmm. Scorpions just love trains.

[The passengers flee the train.]

Joel [as Company Rep]:
Uh, we at Amtrak would like to apologize for any inconvenience it might have caused… This rarely ever happens.

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