Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 2

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

[Seated, non-actor New Jersey commissioner Arthur Magee gives a prologue to the 1944 traffic-safety short.]

Commissioner Magee:
The loss of life, or any disabling injury to a war worker, means a definite setback to our war plan.

Crow [as Magee]:
If you kill yourself here, you can't kill them over there.

Commissioner Magee:
We kill…

Servo:
Sounds like Commissioner Fudd.

Commissioner Magee:
… and maim our fellow countrymen, without malice, without hatred, without thinking.

Joel:
Without ENERGY! Would you wake up?! Come on!

. . .

Servo [as Magee/Elmer Fudd]:
You can't see it fwom here, but my towso is fused to a bwock of gwanite.

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