Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 2

[The scene fades to an intersection]

Narrator:
Now here's an intersection near where Joe lived.

Crow [as Narrator]:
Called "Blood Alley"

Narrator:
No stop signs, the kind of place where nobody bothered to stop or slow down...

Joel [as Narrator]:
It made you feel happy.

[Scene pans to a car approaching]

Narrator:
Here comes someone from one direction and...

[Pan to another car coming the opposite way]

Narrator:
...uh-oh... here comes Joe from the other.

Joel [as Narrator]:
Let's watch the fun! Hee-hee! The joke will be on Joe!

[Cut to a pedestrian watching the corner. As the cars approach each other, he plugs his ears, and closes his eyes tightly just before impact.]

Servo:
Well, I guess he can't be a witness...