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Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 2

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

[The bots' translation of the fabulous Jet Jaguar fight song]

He jock it made of steel.

Eats sushi from a pail.

Jet Jaguar? Jet Jaguar!

He mother never really love him.

He crimefighting covers up a basic insecurity.

He dickey covers up an Adam's apple the size of a Toyota.

He basically good-hearted, but he'd like to smash that kid's head against a rock!

Knock, knock, knock!!

Who's there?

He face look like Jack Nicholson.

Don't laugh like that; it'll stay that way.

Yamahageeooooooh!

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Do not touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man.

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