Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 4

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

[On the SOL bridge, two clowns caper about on the hexfield viewscreen.]

Clown #1:
Have I shown you my magical, whimsical squirting flower?

Servo:
Yes, about a kajillion times!

Clown #1:
Ooohhh... well, have I shown you my rash?

[Joel and the Bots scream. Joel holds a pair of wire cutters and prepares to snip a wire.]

Joel:
Hi, everyone, welcome to the Sattelite of Love. I came up with this Holo-Clown Sequencer to cheer up the Bots but now I can't get it to shut off and it's getting hard to sleep at night and I'm tasting metal!

Clown #2:
[to Gypsy] Hey, little girl! Do you want a salted nut roll?

[The Bots all scream again, as does Clown #1.]

Clown #2:
[to Clown #1] Stop it! Stop screaming! You think I like being stuck in limbo with you? NO! Get on your orange and yellow knees and kiss my clown feet that I haven't killed you!!

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