Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 4

[A clown rings a bell.]

Servo:
Hey, C. Everett Kook!

[We cut to two clowns slapfighting.]

Narrator:
Presenting Boppo and Freddie for the funniest prizefight in circus history!

Crow:
Bing Crosby's relationship with his son Gary is re-enacted.

Servo [as clown]:
Ha ha! Let the nightmare begin! Hoo hoo!

Joel:
This is the strangest debate format I have ever seen.

Servo:
You know, don't laugh, but in a way, this is this town's passion play.

Joel:
Oh. It's a full contact Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?!

Crow [as Richard Burton]:
Don't talk about our clown, Martha.

[Cut to the next act, a lion tamer]

Crow:
KITTIES!