Army Wives, Season 5

Roxy:
I'd rather have a colicky baby than a crabby teenager any day.

Roland:
I thought TJ was twelve.

Roxy:
Yeah. He's twelve going on sixteen. I swear he suddenly woke up like a completely different person. He doesn't want to do his chores. He doesn't want to play with Finn. He stays in his room all the time.

Pamela:
Well, we all know what that means.

[Claudia Joy looks at Denise and both laugh]

Roxy:
Oh, no! Do not even go there!

Pamela:
I'm just saying you might wanna see what kind of magazines he's keeping under his mattress.

Roxy:
[laughs in horror] Trust me, I do not!

Roland:
That's perfectly natural. [Roxy looks at him] I'm just sayin'.

Denise:
Gotta strap yourself in, Roxy. The teen years are not for the faint of heart.

Claudia Joy:
No.

Denise:
High drama. High stress.

Claudia Joy:
The worst part? Just when things start to get better, they leave.