Army Wives, Season 5

Denise:
[about meeting Jeremy's fiancée] I don't know that "excited" is the right word. Not that I don't want to meet her. It's just...incredibly weird. I mean...I'm gonna be a mother-in-law.

Roland:
Ah yes, the hyphenate that strikes fear in the hearts of women everywhere.

Pamela:
And I suppose you love your mother-in-law, huh?

Roland:
She never visits, she never calls, what's not to love? [gets up to leave] I gotta go home to see my wife.

Roxy:
Oh, sure, rub it in. You've got someone to go home to unlike the four D's here.

Roland:
"The four D's"?

Roxy:
Deployed, deployed, deployed, divorced.