Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 6

[Harness races at the grandstand]

Crow [as horse]:
Get the car! There's carrots in the car!

Servo [as horse]:
Carrots? I love carrots!

. . .

Mike:
A wheel slices into the crowd, killing three!

Crow:
[quietly, as if off in distance] Aiieee...

Servo:
Still, nothing measures up to those bass, huh?

. . .

Narrator:
They're into the curb.

Servo:
And they're into jazz.

Crow [as boy]:
Come on, you chunk of dog food, I got a year's allowance on ya!

. . .

[One horse is way behind.]

Mike [as horse]:
Uh, hey guys, wait up!

. . .

Narrator:
The race is over.

Crow:
And The Oak Ridge Boys take the stage.

Mike [singing as The Oak Ridge Boys] Elvira...

[Fade to the next scene]

Servo [as Bob]:
Dad, I owe Big Lenny 42 large!