Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 6

[On the SOL Bridge, Mike has just explained that he reprogrammed the 'bots to have different regional speech patterns.]

Servo:
So, Crow, before we go to the show, would you like to have Coke?

Crow:
Uh sure, I'll have a root beer.

Servo:
I said Coke.

Crow:
I know, I'll have a root beer.

Servo:
All I have is Coke.

Crow:
Oh, then Forget it, I'll just use the bubbler.

Servo:
Okay. Huh?

Crow:
Oh, uh, by the way, what show are we seeing? I thought we were going to a movie.

Servo:
We are.

Crow:
And a show?

Servo:
No!

Crow:
Then why did you say we're going to a show?

Servo:
Because we are!

Crow:
What show?

Servo:
Awakenings.

Crow:
That's a movie!

Servo:
I know! [sighs] Are you going to come with?

Crow:
Come with what?

Servo:
Me, Crow, me! Are you going to come with me?!

Crow:
Yeah, but I'm a little low, could you borrow me some money?

Mike:
Wait a minute, okay, I think that's enough. You know, there's a difference between regionalism and just plain stupidity.

Crow:
But Mike, irregardless of that fact...

. . .

Crow:
So what time's dinner?

Servo:
Noon okay?

Crow:
But that's lunch!

Servo:
Lunch, dinner, same thing.

[The Mad's light flashes]

Servo:
Oh, something's flashing over to the whatsit there.

Crow:
Ooh, the blinker!