Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 6

[Col. Hunt answers the phone.]

Col. Hunt:
Colonel Hunt speaking.

Wikowski:
Good morning, Colonel Hunt! You're a hard man to find.

Mike [as Hunt]:
Sarah?

Col. Hunt:
Who's this?

Wikowski:
Well, it's a little difficult to introduce oneself over the phone...

Crow [as Wikowski]:
I sell paneling.

Wikowski:
I'm John Wikowski, father of one of the pilots that transferred to your command a couple of weeks ago.

Col. Hunt:
[suddenly smiling] Oh yes, our Lieutenant Wikowski!

Servo:
And his face springs into action!

Col. Hunt:
I do know you by reputation, of course, Congressman. Pleasure to speak with you in person. But I believe your boy is up on a training mission right now, or I'd have him talk to you.

Wikowski:
Oh, I merely wanted to introduce myself to you...

Mike [as Wikowski]:
Perhaps dinner...

Wikowski:
We have a bit in common, you see...

Crow [as Wikowski/Liberace]:
My brother George...

Wikowski:
You remember flying in the ETO together, 20 years ago?

Col. Hunt:
Quite a lot of us pilots were in the ETO together at that time, sir.

Wikowski:
Yes, I suppose so.

Servo:
[to Mike, mishearing] They were in BTO?

Mike:
I guess...