Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 6

[Marriage counselor Mr. Hall uses two wooden dolls and a large rubber band to discuss the strain of relationships with teenagers Larry and Sue.]

Hall:
When you two first met, there was probably an early physical reaction...

Servo [as Larry]:
Oh yeah!

Hall:
...A romantic attraction that pulled you together, a love appeal that hits you sort of...boing!

Mike [as Larry]:
You saw my boing?

Larry:
How did you know?

Hall:
Well, it happened to me. It happens to some degree to most couples who become happily married. But it takes more than just "boing".

Crow [as Hall]:
Sometimes there's a "shplurt"!

Hall:
For you see, if you're too far apart psychologically…

Mike [as Hall]:
…if one of you is cuckoo…

[Hall gestures to the distance between the dolls, then stretches out the rubber band again…]

Hall:
…if your backgrounds are not similar enough, it can cause a great deal of argument and unhappiness, until…

[…and suddenly snaps the rubber band, which flies off.]

Larry:
It's gone!

Sue:
Where'd it go?!

Crow [as Larry]:
We're gonna die!

Hall:
That's what you'll be saying about your romantic love, if these other things cause a breakup.

Servo [as Larry]:
BUT WHERE'S THE RUBBER BAND?!