Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 7

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

Mary:
[singing] I wish I had a castle in the sky...

Mike:
[angrily] Yeah, well, wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one piles up first!

Mary:
[singing] Away up high where bluebirds like to fly...

Servo [as Mary]:
[singing] I wish I could have sex with Louis Nye...

Mary:
[singing] A cozy, little castle with 100 rooms or more...

Crow [as Mary]:
[singing] I wouldn't have to dress like Tipper Gore...

. . .

Mary:
[singing] I wish my living room were all redone...

Mike [as Mary]:
[singing] I think owning a newspaper would be fun...

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