Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 7

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

Mary:
[singing]: I wish the faucet wouldn't drip all day...

Crow:
AIM HIGH, SISTER!

[A dissolve changes part of the kitchen to a different kitchen.]

Servo [as Mary]:
Oh, I wish Hardware Hank hadn't done my kitchen!

Mary:
[singing] I wish that refridgerator door would close and stay closed...

Mike [as the fridge]:
Oh, sure, everyone dump on the refridgerator.

Crow [as announcer]:
Miss Betty Furdess and the new Westinghouse!

Mary:
[singing] I wish I had a stove whose pilot was always lit...

Crow:
[in a Australian accent] Well, don't look for it now. It's only available in the year 2000!

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