Mystery Science Theater 3000

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

[Crow breaches the satellite's hull as he tries to escape, causing the air to be sucked out]

Crow:
Woah, I didn't expect this!

Servo:
Attaining.... maximum RPM.... adjust pitch and yaw thrusters..... stabilize! There, that ought to [gets sucked towards hole] AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

. . .

Crow:
Well, this is confusing! Mike, could you hand me my calculations?

[A wad of paper is blown across the bay and hits Crow in the face.]

Crow:
Thank you! Huh, would you look at that: "Breach Hull - All Die"! Even had it underlined!

. . .

[Servo lands right-side up on the hole]

Servo:
Hey, I'm experiencing a sensation altogether new to me, and frankly... I LOVE IT!

. . .

[Crow explains his unsuccessful attempt to burrow a way out of the Satellite of Love.]

Crow:
Believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding against the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid… and I went ahead anyway.

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