Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 8

[The opening credits, and the crew are speculating on the source of H.A.R.M.]

Mike:
Oh, that stands for Huge Angular Red Marshmallows.

Crow:
Hirsute Astronauts Revile Massachusetts

Servo:
Heuristic Analog Rental Meat.

. . .

[Adam Chance karate-chops a piece of wood while a beautiful female student watches.]

Mike [as Adam]:
Solid balsawood, baby!

. . .

[After tumbling with the woman and firing into a target, he shows her the deadly results.]

Adam:
This could've been you, and don't you forget it! Better go back to the judo range.

Mike:
The judo range?

. . .

Servo [as Adam]:
Meet me at the karate rink later.

. . .

[Adam turns to his pupil as he leaves on a motorcycle.]

Adam:
Judo range!

Crow [as Adam]:
Then go practice your skeet kendo and bring your aikido rifle, too.

Mike [as Student]:
Gotta get into my judo bikini.