Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 8

[Mike's encyclopedia is a bit behind the times.]

Crow:
It lists Hitler as a "fairly stable veteran of the Great War."

Mike:
Oh, come on, they're not that old. They're fine.

Servo:
Oh yeah? It mentions the lightbulb as a "charming theory."

Crow:
Yeah! And Congress is spelled with an "f." What is it, Congriff?

Mike:
Well, I used them when I was a kid. [Blows dust off a volume] They seemed fine then.

Crow:
The periodic table has three elements in it, Mike!

Servo:
There's a volume for the letter epsilon.

Crow:
There's a mailing address for Macchu Pichu.

Servo:
It's got a picture of Stonehenge!

Mike:
So?

Servo:
Under construction?!

Mike:
So, what you high-minded encyclopedia snobs are trying to tell me is, you want a new set. Fine, I'll get you another set.

Servo:
Oh, anything that's not handwritten on papyrus will do.