Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 8

[The ship's engineering crew have decided to join the mutiny, with one exception]

MacPhearson:
Gentlemen, it seems that we are not all in agreement.

Mike:
I disagree!

MacPhearson:
Engineer Parsons seems content to spend his remaining years upon the Southern Sun.

Chief Engineer:
Then let him do so alone.

Engineer Parsons:
This is mutiny! This is treason, which I warn you I must report.

Crow [as Parsons]:
I just have to wet myself first.

MacPhearson:
Will you allow him to spoil your ambitions for a greater future?

Chief Engineer:
We'll not allow that! No!

Servo:
The easily led wise council.

[the assembled engineers grab hold of Parsons, shove him onto the meeting table and beat him up]

Engineer Parsons:
Let me go, traitors!

Mike [as Parsons]:
What I meant was, I totally endorse what you're doing! G-owww!

Crow:
Rip his band uniform, then he'll have to pay for it!

Servo:
Next, they're going to give him books so they can dump them.

Crow:
Death by snicker-snag!

[the engineers pin Parsons to the floor, and MacPhearson stabs him through the heart with his walking stick]

Mike:
I'm going to inflate him to 35lbs!

Servo [as MacPhearson]:
Okay, moving on to number three on our agenda, "Sherry's birthday party."

MacPhearson:
Are there any other of you that wish to confuse freedom... with treason?

Mike:
I'd like to confuse bok choi with cabbage, sir!

MacPhearson:
Report to the enforcers' bridge.

Servo:
Well, at least it's the rare meeting where something actually got done!