Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 9

[Mike, Crow and Servo sing alternate lyrics over generic Native American chanting in the credits]

Mike:
Pow Wow the Indian boy, loved all the animals in the west...

Mike, Crow and Servo:
We will, we will, we will ROCK YOU! Tusk!

Servo:
Though they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles and they ran through the places where a rabbit wouldn't go...

Crow:
Gypsies, tramps and thieves, we heard it from the people of the town...

Mike, Crow and Servo:
Tusk!

Mike:
High on a hill lived a lonely goatherd, lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo...

Servo:
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane...

Mike, Crow and Servo:
Tusk!

Crow:
Give it away, give it away, give it away now! Give it away, give it away, give it away now!

Mike:
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new key...

Mike, Crow and Servo:
Tusk!

Servo:
Admiral Halsey notified me, he had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep...

Crow:
And the cat's in the cradle with the silver spoon, Little Boy Blue with the man in the moon...

Mike:
In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it...

Servo:
One night in Bangkok makes a strong man crumble!

Crow:
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry, when I take you out in a surrey...

Mike:
We were merely freshmen!

Mike, Crow and Servo:
Oh Susanna, oh don't you cry for me! Cause I come from Alabammy with a banjo on my knee! Tusk!