Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 9

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

[Mike and the bots have made cardboard cutouts of themselves and equipped them with a tape recorder to fool Pearl.]

Mike Cutout:
This sure is a bad movie, won't you?

Servo Cutout:
It sure is, you know!

Crow Cutout:
Say, fellas. Here's a little song about that movie, "Hobgoblins."

Mike Cutout:
Are you kidding me?

Servo Cutout:
Then let's go!

All [singing]:
Hobgoblins, hobgoblins, what do you do with those hobgoblins? They're over here, they're over there, those darn hobgoblins are everywhere! Yay! Woo!

. . .

Mike Cutout:
Watch out, here comes one now!

Crow Cutout:
Look out, you little doodad!

Servo Cutout:
Something's sure going to happen!

[The Mike cutout falls over and the tape recorder starts to wind down.]

Mike Cutout:
Well, I think we all learned a valuable lesson about hobgoblins today... [Speech fades out.]

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